NAILS FOR MY BITCHES

Whenever Mommy gets a chance, she does her nails really pretty, with stripes and sparkles and rhinestones sometimes... She often gets asked where she gets her nails done, but since Mommy and Daddy are poor, she has to do them herself... If Mommy could ever afford to go get a REAL manicure again, she would definitely get something like THIS...

But since we live in London, not Tokyo, she may go to Wah Nails (like Auntie Danni) and get something closer to THIS, though Mommy normally doesn't do Dalston...

http://www.wah-nails.com/

Mommy even found this OPI Pawlish for me, but Daddy said

'No Way!'

Even after we showed him this photo of a model from a magazine...