Today, Uncle Heather sent Mommy a link to this crazy video, where Uncle Heather gets to pretend she's Lady Gaga's boyfriend; Bouncy is in the video too, but Uncle Heather didn't have to make out with her... Mommy said it was funny to watch Uncle Heather pretend to be mean, because even though she has very, very big muscles, she's actually a real big softie, which is why her and Mommy have been friends for more than a decade... I really want to meet my Uncle Heather, but Mommy says she lives in a place very far away, where all the women have fake boobies and it's always sunny...
Mommy said my Uncle Heather used to live here, before I was even born! But this mean Stick chased her out of town, so Uncle Heather went back across the ocean, and Mommy hasn't seen her since... I know Mommy misses my Uncle Heather loads, cuz she's always talking about her, but Mommy says that Uncle Heather is much, much happier where she lives now, cuz she gets to wear tank tops every day (to show off her pythons), and make crazy art...
Uncle Heather's Pythons
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