SNOW PR PRESS DAY

Last week, Mommy and I headed into town after work to check out Snow PR's Press Day... Mommy and I don't really DO Press Days anymore (especially since there seems to no longer be goodie bags of any kind), but I had been complaining about not having any House of Flora to wear in ages, and we both wanted to say HI to Auntie Danni...

While we were there, Auntie Danni helped me try on all the House of Flora hats my little heart desired, while Auntie Nadine took Mommy around to see the new collections... I missed out on seeing those, as the minute I put on this lovely red number, the press pounced on me, and it was all I could do to not hide in Auntie Danni's generous chest pillows...

Mommy said she especially like the Glassworks Studios, a new online retailer with labels like Karen Walker and LnA, that sources cool pieces from around the world... Everyone laughed at Mommy when she shook hands with the owners and told them it was 'Nice to meet people with good taste!!!'

Auntie Danni led Mommy and I downstairs to escape the madness, which luckily for me, was strewn with Pam Hogg samples... While Mommy and Auntie Danni checked out Disaya's new diffusion jewellery range, I immediately tried on ALL the shoes... White is just really my colour, don't you think???

We stayed until the end, whereby Mommy and I joined Auntie Danni and the Snow girls for a drink, which I had been gagging for all afternoon! Needless to say, a few hours later, there I was in the pub, with a my head at the bottom of a wine glass, hoping someone would buy another bottle of Chardonnay!!!

P.S. Thank you to Auntie Nadine for telling Mommy it would be 'fine' to let me have some wine... Thank you, thank you, thank you!!!

http://www.snowpr.com/

http://glassworks-studios.com/

http://www.houseofflora.net/

PLEASE HELP MOMMY!!!

http://shopgirl.elleuk.com/contestants/alessandra-estrada

Photo: Mark Cant/ Makeup: Akgun Manisali

http://markcant.com/

http://www.akgunmakeup.com/

As some of you already know, Mommy presently works for The Devil- and not even one classy enough to wear Prada!!! In any case, Mommy has entered this competition on ELLEuk.com in the hopes that someone (anyone) might like what she does enough to crown her the winner, and get her away from Satan's cesspool of fashion... So please go vote for Mommy- even without my vote, she already has 3 ♥!!!

THE POWER OF THE CHIHUAHUA

Despite what you all may be thinking, this is not me... It's clearly someone biting my style, as it happens when you are constantly in the limelight- nature of the beast I'm afraid... Having said that, I don't really think those glasses are very ME...

There is something inherently charming about all of us Chihuahuas, a little je ne sais quoi that sets us apart form the rest, elevating us to the status of, oh I don't know, royalty??? So much so, that we eclipse some of our more 'famous' owners, who pathetically cling to us in the name of getting their photo taken... Shameful really...

Sadly, these One Trick Ponies have made their beds, selling their souls in the name of celebrity arm candy, unlike me, who is a star in her own right... What, did you miss the headline??? Cuz it says, 'NOODLES THE CHIHUAHUA'- read it and weep bitches!!!

THAT'S NOT MY NAME!

Despite what you may think, I wasn't always called Noodles- hard to believe, I know... Before I came to live with Mommy and Daddy, I went by the name of Precious, but even then, that's not what is says on my Birth Certificate...

To date, I've been called by so many names, it's a miracle I'm not schizophrenic!

Piglet, Poodles, Plushita, Plushuahua, Poopsen, Fur-Covered Poop Sack, Peach Monkey, Pastrami Face, Fruit Bat, Gene Simmons, Jabba the Hut, Kitty Kato, Lion Paws, Labbit, Lil' Luck Dragon, Mad Shedser, Meermoset, Marmocat, Schmooper, Skull Dog, Stinks Eye, Scuttle Butt, Snoring Beauty, Super Sleeper, Sausage Tail, Ultraseal- to name but a few...

But what you don't know is that I'm secretly a KC registered Purebread, addressed only in formal circles as Clayburn Cream of the Stars- that's Miss Clayburn to you Bitches!!!

MY FAMILY ABROAD

People always laugh at Mommy cuz they say she has a funny accent... Mommy tells me that where she's from, everyone has the same funny accent, so no one actually thinks it's funny... She says that even my Cousins have accents, but I wouldn't know, since I've never met them...

These are some of my Cousins, who live on the other side of the world, where it snows loads...

Auntie Alyssa and my newest Cousin

Mi Primo Paco, who lives with my Grandpa and Granny Nan, and can also speak Spanish...

(Mommy taught me to say that!!!)

My Cousin Lola, who lives with my Grandma

FASHION CAKES

Mommy loves to bake; she has an entire drawer full of baking things that she never lets me explore... People really love it when Mommy bakes them cakes; I think it's why they invite her to their birthday parties!!!

A lot of people ask Mommy why she doesn't open her own bakery, and she always says the same thing: 'money'.

These are some of the lovely cakes Mommy has made for people...

Even though Mommy can't actually EAT cake, she can still appreciate a good looking cake when she sees one... Ditto for expensive fashion... The rest is pretty self-explanatory...

Shot by Therese Aldgard, and styled by Lisa Edsalv

ZZZZzzz...

After my hectic week this week, I really needed a lie in... Fortunately, Daddy had the day off, so I stayed in bed while Mommy got ready for work... Even though I TOLD Daddy that I was knackered, still didn't stop him from waking me up by taking these pics... Daddy's so like that!!!