THAT'S NOT MY NAME!

Despite what you may think, I wasn't always called Noodles- hard to believe, I know... Before I came to live with Mommy and Daddy, I went by the name of Precious, but even then, that's not what is says on my Birth Certificate...

To date, I've been called by so many names, it's a miracle I'm not schizophrenic!

Piglet, Poodles, Plushita, Plushuahua, Poopsen, Fur-Covered Poop Sack, Peach Monkey, Pastrami Face, Fruit Bat, Gene Simmons, Jabba the Hut, Kitty Kato, Lion Paws, Labbit, Lil' Luck Dragon, Mad Shedser, Meermoset, Marmocat, Schmooper, Skull Dog, Stinks Eye, Scuttle Butt, Snoring Beauty, Super Sleeper, Sausage Tail, Ultraseal- to name but a few...

But what you don't know is that I'm secretly a KC registered Purebread, addressed only in formal circles as Clayburn Cream of the Stars- that's Miss Clayburn to you Bitches!!!