Despite what you all may be thinking, this is not me... It's clearly someone biting my style, as it happens when you are constantly in the limelight- nature of the beast I'm afraid... Having said that, I don't really think those glasses are very ME...
There is something inherently charming about all of us Chihuahuas, a little je ne sais quoi that sets us apart form the rest, elevating us to the status of, oh I don't know, royalty??? So much so, that we eclipse some of our more 'famous' owners, who pathetically cling to us in the name of getting their photo taken... Shameful really...
Sadly, these One Trick Ponies have made their beds, selling their souls in the name of celebrity arm candy, unlike me, who is a star in her own right... What, did you miss the headline??? Cuz it says, 'NOODLES THE CHIHUAHUA'- read it and weep bitches!!!
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