Today Mommy is very sad as Auntie Eva will be leaving her to go work for Versace... It's not that Mommy isn't happy for Auntie Eva, cuz she is, it's just that Mommy will really miss working with Auntie Eva, since Auntie Eva is really funny and sweet, and also likes Jeggings and Apple Mint coloured nail varnish...
I will miss my Auntie Eva too, since she always takes care of me when Mommy steps out, even if sometimes my Auntie Eva forgets I'm not a Pitbull like her ginger puppy, and pets me a bit too hard...
But it's not like we're never going to see Auntie Eva again- she'll only be one street away, selling expensive hooker clothes to rich Arabs and Russian mail-order brides... Mommy said that hiring Auntie Eva was the only good decision Donatella Versace ever made- well, that and getting Christopher Kane to design next season's collection, so people with good taste might actually want to shop there again...
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