POOR BRETT MICHAELS...

Mommy and Auntie Helen are both obsessed with Brett Michael's TV show Rock of Love... Mommy says it got her and Auntie Helen though the 'bad times' where they worked in Biscuit Hell together with Auntie Sarah... Auntie Sarah never actually watched the show, cuz she prefers boring art-house movies with subtitles instead, but Mommy and Auntie Helen managed to get everyone involved with their daily Rock of Love catch-up chats... Well, almost everyone...

Daddy says Rock of Love is nothing more than a stupid show full of stupid girls acting stupid in the name of getting laid by an old man in a wig, and can't imagine why anyone would choose to watch such drivel... But Auntie Helen and Mommy both agree, that the mindless, drunk, tweaked out skanks are exactly what is amazing about that show; how they managed to get so many of them in one room is truly mind-boggling, and why no one ever mentions the wig, is well, even better still...

But today Mommy is sad, as she found out last night that Brett Michaels has suffered a brain hemorrhage while filming a lesser reality TV show... She obviously emailed Auntie Helen immediately (she would have called but Auntie Helen is still a million miles away in her own version of Hell known as suburban Australia) to give her the bad news... Mommy hopes it doesn't upset Auntie Helen too much, as Auntie Helen is pregnant with a baby boy they're gonna call Megatron, and I get to be his bodyguard!!!